Poor Service

North City Panelbeaters Are Crap

In 2005 I had a nasty fender bender with a BMW on the way to Pretoria. Through insurers Outsurance, North City Panelbeaters were given the job of doing the repairs. Not only was their communication with me atrocious, but their service itself was shameful. I was ill in hospital shortly after the accident and they took advantage by shelving my repair job until I insisted after a month that they get on with it. I flew back to cape town and they delivered the car via road freight. It arrived:

  • without my radio-cd player
  • without the right-hand front headlight globe
  • with a non-functional air conditioner
  • with a non-functional interior light
  • with complimentary finger marks on the interior roof lining

However, what I only discovered now after my gear-box conked in was that they replaced the right-hand CV shaft with a non-standard part that was too long. This caused irregular strain on the CV Joint which eventually has cracked so now that and the shaft had to be replaced as well. If this CV had come apart while doing 120 km / hour on the N1 freeway I might have been killed.
Because I was ill at the time and lacked mobility what with a broken hip and collar bone, I did not have the luxury of inspecting their work. It seems that unscrupulous people like North City Panelbeaters  will take advantage of this and do sub-standard work, probably hoping to maximise profit from the insurance payout.

Note to self:

  • always inspect your vehicle for obvious visual signs of poor workmanship
  • get a written service report with a detailed breakdown
  • AND COMPLAIN IF YOU’RE NOT HAPPY
  • AND KEEP ON COMPLAINING UNTIL YOU ARE HAPPY

“SHED YOUR LOAD” @ www.blackout.co.za

“Well I’ll be damned! There is “wragtie waar” a place for unhappy citizens to share their “blackout” pains with the world. Who would have thought! If you have a story to tell go to http://www.blackout.co.za. Some interesting reading there.

Eskom, why “brown” stage?

The Load Shedding schedules refer to Brown Stage 1, Brown Stage 2, etc. This is derived from their cute little dial that indicates the likelihood of load shedding, with each stage affecting a different area at a different time (sort of). The dial ranges from green to brown with brown representing load shedding taking place. Is the choice of colour symbolic of the “crap” that Eskom has dumped the whole country in or of a blasé “shit happens” kind-of-attitude to the concerns of the users?

Just last night we experienced another power-cut (4.5 hours from 20:30) which seems to have been an unanticipated technical problem. I wonder if THEY have the know-how to anticipate ANYTHING?

Load Shedding Indicator

(YES, you are correct – I didn’t have anything better to do today!)

More inspiration: “Darkest Africa”

Overheard:

Q. “What did people use in South Africa before the the days of paraffin lamps and coal stoves?’

A. “Electricity”

A Light for the Nation:

Does anyone remember the Eskom advert where cities were shown being lit up and gradually illuminating a profile of the continent of Africa? I wonder how many candles that took ;-)

And a Cartoon by Me:

Eskom’s Load Shedding Control Centre…

Electricity Supply Kommedy of Errors

Judging from their own website, Eskom seems to be a very “admin” heavy organisation with a lot of resources dedicated internally to employee well-being, BEE’ness, staff development and education, as well as externally in corporate social investment. And judging from their atrocious quality of service they seem little concerned with their actual reason for being i.e. generating and supplying electricity to South Africa. Looking at the page with the executive committee mug shots, one can’t help noticing that the two positions: “Generating” and “Primary Energy” are VACANT while all the admin posts are pretty neatly covered.

Irritated by the fact that their incompetence and gross negligence has gone un-punished (primarily because the government and primary share-holder is equally guilty of causing the current predicament and therefore rather toothless) I have corrected their name and logo…

Ad-hoc Spark Supply Commission

New Eskom Logo

Telkom Meets Expectations

The telecommunications ‘mafia’ (Telkom) have left me shocked and awed at their ineptness. Our company offices have been isolated from the world for 2 days (so far) with no access to our **expensive** ADSL account. No email. No research. I had called the help line and logged a complaint, their agent had said they would refer my fault to their ADSL technical staff, so I left it alone for about 3 hours. Around 13:30 I decided that they should’ve called back by now and so I phoned them. I went into the queue thinking happy thoughts . Well, I left the handset on speakerphone for exactly 1 hour and 17 minutes before finally giving up and deciding that the “all our operators are currently busy” story was getting too distracting in our project planning meeting which had begun in the interim.

Telecommunications having failed me, I drove to the nearest Telkom “shop” in Canal Walk. The kind lady behind the counter muttered something about ADSL and then told me to hold on while she consulted the terminal in front of her. Then having read some mystical script on the screen to herself she told me that the ADSL is offline. She couldn’t tell me why or for how long and she assured me that they have been trying to get through to the call-centre in Johannesburg but haven’t been successful and so cannot help me. Oh my! They have to call their own call-centre to find out what’s going on? Has Telkom not heard of internal communication? Do they have any concept of communication at all? I was further reassured to know that even her manager can’t help me because “he couldn’t get through” either.

Instead of a look of frightened incomprehension on my face as I left the shop, I settled for a an evil grin of smug satisfaction because my true expectations had been met.

“Telkom, may your shares drop into the same crapper from whence your services and pricing came!”

Sentech Website

I was determined to give sentech the benefit of the doubt besides the countless complaints about their service on the net, however enough is enough!

What a wonderful experience it was to spend an unfruitful hour of my life hunting for the instructions on how to access my sentech email on-line (or, any technical instructions for anything for that matter). I have recently had issue with not receiving usage notifications (as per contract) and have been called several times today to be asked if I received a notification email that was “sent 10 minutes ago”. After supposedly resending it to me it is now 4 hours later and still no show.

I’ve come to the conclusion that the only purpose for the web-site is to lure new customers into their trap and then to completely befuddle you once you become a subscriber. Our government web-sites are more user friendly and pleasant to browse than this, which amazes me as sentech is in the business of providing services that are “web-related”.

Further rants:

  • Their FAQ is unclear and seems to imply that I have to pay them R 500 just to terminate my contract even after the 24 month contract period has passed? If I should dare to downgrade to a lesser package I must cough up R 200 for something that could not be more complicated than clicking on a new drop-down option on my account (the only reason I might want to downgrade is if I actually need to curtail my spending!!!).
  • Their email server transmits email slower than a blade of grass would pass through a constipated tortoise!